Model Misbehavior

Curves in Lace

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:03:00 +0000

New photos are up for KrisMadison.com members (click here to get your membership now) of me wearing a sexy brown lace dress and showing off my curves. Lots of legs and booty shots in this set.

Like this sexy ass pic peeking out from below my skirt, for example:

Update

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:35:00 +0000

Gah! How did it get to be summer already? I'm feeling totally overwhelmed and walloped by money/work stuff, family drama & a household that just added 2 new members (without decreasing my own rent one penny, for the record). I'm scrambling to stay on top of everything and really wish I had a helper. Someone to take photos and videos of me or do all the photo/video editing would be a dream. A webmaster that could help me take care of all the site stuff so I could just focus on replying to emails and doing new shoot requests? Heaven! Ahhh...but I'm dreaming.

Since there is just one of me, I've been reading all of your emails, but have been slack on getting the replies sent out. I did get a chance to shoot today though & I think you're really going to love the video. Lots of dirty talk!

I'll be busy editing pics tonight and hopefully get the video rendering before I go to sleep. I better brew some more coffee...in for a long night!

Mama Needs (to pay for) a New Pair of Shoes!

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:29:00 +0000

I had a lovely visit with my girlfriends AmberLily and Tasty Trixie last week, a Sex & the City slumber party so we could watch the movie together and then rehash all the things we loved and hated over brownies. It was excellent and exactly the kind of girl time I needed living in a house with far too much testosterone. The drive was smooth, made the ferry on time and even got to see dolphins swimming alongside us. Wonderful!

In my holiday happiness, I may have accidentally blown my budget however. I couldn't resist the half price sale at the Vans store and again got suckered into the cheap prices at Forever 21. Even when everything is on sale, walking out with bags of new clothes? Adds up. Plus I had to buy a bunch of new art supplies for the painting class I'm starting next week. So until I can rake in the big bucks as an artist, I'll be doing some performance art on cam!

Tuesday morning is the cut off time for us cam girls to submit our payout requests to the folks at Camz, so if you're looking for the biggest selection of girls to chat with, Monday is probably the best day. I've been refreshing the page since I woke up and there has at least one full page of girls, most looking quite bored and none in private shows. And this is exactly why you should work your ass off BEFORE you go on holiday. ;)

I'll be hanging out with the rest of my girls today trying to do a few more private shows before payday. My profile is KrisMadison if you feel like swinging by!

My Juices Are Flowing, Just Differently

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:14:00 +0000

One of the downsides of running a nude website and writing a blog from the perspective of a nude model are the times (like right now) when you really don't feel sexy. I'm sure I still look sexy enough and I certainly still feel horny, I just haven't felt particularly excited about getting naked lately. Or posing for the camera. Or writing about it.

One might jump to the conclusion that my lack of enthusiasm has something to do with not feeling good about my body or the weight I've gained. I was bummed to discover that most of my summer shorts are too tight to fit comfortably, but really? That's more annoyed that I need to go shopping than anything else. I've had some really lovely comments about my added curves (thank you!) and even when I look at my thighs and think about how much BIGGER they look, how much ROUNDER my hips seem, it's with an odd sense of awe - like I'm looking at someone else or some strange object. I have none of the typical body issue stuff going on (as in, "I feel so fat & disgusting I want to puke!"), which is really really cool.

I've been hesitant to write about the way my weight gain has been affecting (or not affecting) me because it feels sooooooo teenage girlie and pathetic. I've probably only put on a grand total of 10 or 15 pounds since Christmas. Most people wouldn't even notice. The ones who don't see me naked, that is. ;) But it is rather interesting, to me at least, to watch my body change and feel the changes in the fit of my clothes, under my fingers.

Before my fingers get distracted...part of what's been keeping me away from posting here and creating new photos to share has been the stirring of other passions, both sexual and non. On the non-sexual side, my creative juices have been flowing; I've been drawing, painting, sewing - making things! It feels great. I feel totally alive in a way that I haven't in a really long time. Running my own site has always held a great element of creativity that I've enjoyed, from playing with fetishes to the photography and video editing to the graphics and site design. But all of that is still centered around sex. For 6 years now (maybe 7?) my work and my life has revolved around sex. It's been incredibly refreshing to do something that has absolutely nothing to do with the porn industry. And when those other juices start flowing? Well, I just plug in my webcam!

I started doing private webcam shows again a couple of weeks ago and have been really enjoying the instant gratification that they allow. Unlike with setting up a shoot for my website, private cam shows don't require me to come up with the idea or theme. I'm a willing participant, of course, but I have no idea what the next play session will bring. It's so much fun to discover the naughty fantasies my private cammers want to act out with me. And when we're finished, I'm also finished. There's no uploading or editing or batching or FTPing. Done!

Don't worry - I'm not done making movies or shooting new photos. While doing all the prep work to get ready for a shoot, especially in my cramped apartment, can be a pain in the ass, I usually get at least one really great shot that makes it all worth it. I love going through my old photo sets and being reminded of things like that favorite pair of panties, my old apartment, those great tanlines. It's such a shame to think that I can't replay some of the hot chat sessions I've had lately. I would *love* to have a high quality recording of some of my hottest role-playing ones for just that reason. And to share with you, of course!

Webcamming

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:28:00 +0000

My housemates have all been out of the house this week with either work or holidays. I seized the opportunity to have some private time by plugging in my webcam and broadcasting my naked body to the whole world. Naturally!

I've been wanting to give IFriends a go ever since I first heard about it, but after a few hours last night, I was reminded why that chatting system annoys me so much. They have all of these great features, like the ability to set up a Fan Club (MISSKRISTY is my name over there) that's got archives of snapshots and video clips, but the actual show part is really confusing, at least on the chathost end.

There are 3 or 4 different programs I can use to run the chat. I went with the easiest one last night, Easy Cam, though it didn't feel particularly easy to my computer. Both the video part and the chat console froze a couple of times. Snapping pics for the archive worked sometimes, sometimes it didn't and none of it actually appeared in my archives until long after I'd logged off. Plus there doesn't seem to be any way to delete an image - like, say, the one where I'm half blinking. That one could go!

After I restarted my computer and logged in for the 3rd time, everything seemed to be loading smoothly. I wasn't getting any errors and was able to chat freely with a guest. What was still unclear to me (and I haven't been able to find anything in their FAQ either) is how I can tell who can see what. Guests aren't registered on the site, they're not paying to chat with me. So they should be allowed text chat, but that's it. Maybe a little preview window. There's this knocking sound when someone is looking at your room and it wasn't clear to me when they come IN to your room if they're now paying or not. Can I get naked now? Or does that mean I'm getting naked for the guests too?

I did have one chatter who bought a show with me, but I was such a noob that I didn't realize this until he typed, "I can hear you." Oh...I guess that means I can talk instead of typing! We chatted for a bit and then I started to dance a little, stripping off my lacy negligee. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Gah!

There is probably a way to do things like turn off the knocking when someone is checking out my room or a way to only allow 1 guest at a time. I just haven't figured it out yet. I spent more time reading the forums and trying to figure out how to work the damn system than I did chatting with people and, you know, getting naked. *sigh*

Last night definitely made me appreciate the ease that is Private Camz. They have their own issues (mostly a lack of communication and payment hoops to jump through), but their system is very user-friendly. I'm not giving up on IFriends yet though! I want to try out some of the other ways to connect & I'd really like to try broadcasting using my HD camera. I still need to fill out all the stuff on my foot fetish profile, but I think the foot shows would be great using a high quality cam. Normal girlie shows? Not so much. Nobody needs to see every single shaving bump and stretch mark. ;)

Amateur Summer

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:07:00 +0000

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The sun is shining and that means it's time to break out the sunscreen for pale freckled girls like me. I actually shot this gallery last summer while I was staying at the No Tell Motel on Vancouver Island. The motel was perfect for the holiday - cheap, great location, pet friendly. But it was hardly the type of place you'd rent out to do a professional photoshoot.

I hesitated to post these pics (and the other set too), but I keep going back to them. They're like an homage to my amateur picture snapping days, the early days internet porn. Period. Back then most of the pics were stuff like this or worse. Grainy, unfocused shots of average people in bad motels or on tacky living room couch sets. There was always some of that terrible motel art hanging above the bed, personal items on the dresser, extension cords or piles of laundry in the background. Despite the low production values and unflattering lighting, it was hot simply because it felt so real. It was the complete opposite of the large scale storyline porn productions of the day featuring glamazon porn stars. Once the porn industry realized they could save themselves thousands of dollars by shooting gonzo amateur style, they started cranking out the content and the amateurs got buried under the floods of new movies, new girls. Anybody with a camera could start up the next porn empire.

This set, complete with my hairy bush, makes me feel a little nostalgic for those days. And happy to have been part of it.

I'm Just A Girl

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:33:00 +0000

Looks like I have the house to myself this weekend. My housemates are all off on weekend adventures and I've been quite enjoying the quiet 'round these parts until this afternoon when I got an extra dog dropped off for babysitting (which is totally fine - she's a million years old and no trouble at all) and then a phone call informing me that I'm going out for drinks tonight to celebrate my buddy's raise. He said he wanted to go sit on a patio, guys only. Apparently I don't rank in the "girl" category anymore! We've been friends for a long time, but come on. I'm still a girl! *pout*

It's warm enough to break out a sun dress, but my legs are sooooo white. I need to either get a tan in the next few hours or wait until it's dark out before I take my legs out in public.

Have a great weekend!

Hiking Pics

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Mon, 12 May 2008 07:17:00 +0000

I snapped a few pics with my cell phone while I was out hiking with my mom last week. She's just like me, so we had great fun climbing around the rocks at low tide and searching for treasure. I've never seen starfish out there before and these purple ones looked amazing! Even more exciting, check out the octopus my mom spotted under a rock:

The pug loved it, of course. He just had a bath the day before grandma arrived, but after digging in the ocean and wading up to his belly, he needed another one. Nothing like wet dog mixed with dead fish smell!

Server Frustrations

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:41:00 +0000

You may have noticed my frustrated tweets over the last few days, so I thought it might be a good idea to explain what's been driving me batty without the 140 character restriction.

My websites (KrisMadison.com and BarefootKristy.com) are a one woman show. There's just me here. No webmaster, no server admin, nobody to help me keep my sites up and running, save from the occasional shoot where I'm able to convince someone else to get behind the camera for me. This fact used to be something of which I was quite proud. Now? I'm ready to admit I need help. My time would be better spent doing things like shooting new movies, not going through log files trying to figure out what's wrong with my server. I should be writing blog posts and responding to emails from fans, not writing up support tickets at my hosting company.

I apologize in advance for writing this whining rant of a blog post; I'm sure I'll read it with regret later. There are plenty of jobs that are a lot tougher than mine and I know that for the most part I have things pretty good. And if my sites made more money, this would be a non issue. I'd have a fully managed server and a tech guy because I could afford to pay them. But for right now, I'm stuck in the land of doing a job basically on spec. The money I've spent (OK, charged) on buying a dedicated server, scripts to run the members area, scripts to manage traffic, tech support by the hour when I need it - that's the stuff that eats up any profit my little sites generate. It starts getting really frustrating when I look at how much I'm spending versus how much is coming in. The fact of the matter is, I don't *need* a dedicated server to handle the small trickle of visitors my sites get. Especially when it means that I'm the one in charge when the whole thing goes down because apparently it's being brute force attacked so some password trading assholes can figure out how to download all of my content for free. I burned through more than 100 times the bandwidth that I usually do in 1 month this week before I figured out what was going on. Oh yeah, that's because I canceled the password trading service I used to use because I couldn't afford it. And that's what happens when the person responsible for securing the integrity of a server is *me*.

The benefit of running my own server is that I can run all the scripts I want and, back to that spec thing, when I finally hit the BIG TIME, when my sites get out there and become well known, then I'll be happy that I planned ahead. I can handle spikes of traffic (in theory). I just don't get any!

Meanwhile, as our hero waits for the elusive Traffic to appear, her credit cards are maxed out, her rent is due and she's starting to wonder if that BIG TIME is ever really coming.

I'm starting to wonder if all of this is ever going to pay off. And let me state for the record that by "pay off" I mean be able to live from month to month comfortably, without having to worry that if I buy myself a new pair of shoes I won't be able to pay the phone bill. I'm not talking lap of luxury here, just a bit of breathing room.

I love so many things about being self-employed, especially about running a business on the internet. But on days like today when I would really rather make art, take photos, even go to the gym instead of researching hosting options, it makes me long for the days when I got paid by the hour. Even at minimum wage I'd probably be taking home more money than I do now based on the number of hours I work! Of course working from home and getting naked in front of a camera doesn't usually feel like work, but that doesn't negate the fact that I never take a day off. Ever. At the very least, even if I'm out of town, I'm logging in to check my email, check my stats, maybe blog or post on Twitter, and always thinking, planning, composing future blog posts in my head, snapping pics so I can document what I did when I had a day off.

OK. Enough whining for one day! I need to get back to work. And by work, I mean masturbate.

Winter Flasher

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:20:00 +0000

I uploaded a new video today of me out flashing in the winter snow. It hardly seems appropriate since it's supposed to be such a warm, sunny day today, but that's what happens when you don't have a good organizational system for keeping track of your video shoots - you forget you even have them!

I taped a video when I shot the pink RHT stockings pics, so when I started to go through the tape to upload that video, I discovered this video, shot weeks earlier when we had that big snowfall. Whoops!

It's up now for members. And any volunteers for being my home office secretary are welcome! *grin*

Sexy Legs in RHT Stockings

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sun, 04 May 2008 05:41:00 +0000

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My new sexy legs pics are up for my wonderful Kris Madison members. I'm wearing a brand new pair of pink RHT stockings that one of my favorite long time friends and members bought me off my wishlist quite some time ago. I've been saving them for just the perfect occasion and it turned out that the perfect occasion was a day when I was feeling totally blah and absolutely unsexy. I knew I needed to do a shoot so I would have something to update my site with, but I was definitely NOT feeling my usual saucy self.

Opening up a new package of beautiful 100% nylon stockings? That was just the treat I needed to put a smile on my face. Of course, my hand in the panties didn't hurt either. *wink*

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Mama Madison

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:46:00 +0000

While we're on the subject of house guests, I almost forgot to mention the next one in line - my mom! She's flying in on Sunday, so my sister and I are working out a timeshare agreement. All I want to do is take her hiking; as long as we get good weather, I'll be happy.

I need to make her Mother's Day present too and get that ready. And I need to finish working on all of my updates for this week before I de-porn my house. Nude pics + my mom = major drama. So...back to work!

The House that Kris Built

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:07:00 +0000

You know summer is approaching when the revolving doors of Casa Madison start to swing. My buddy Kevin came out for a few days last week. He's been here before, but this was the first time without his girlfriend. He's been considering making a move out west, so I took him around, checked out possible places he'd like to work and took a look at an apartment advertised on Craigslist. All in all we had a good visit, but I don't think he's going to move out here, mostly for the same reasons I keep thinking about settling somewhere else - it's too bloody expensive!

I go back and forth on this quite a bit. I love living in walking distance to great restaurants, pubs, the markets. I would like to be closer to a beach (any beach) and hiking trails. Those are still a bit of a drive for me, but not so far a drive that it's not worth going for just an hour. Which I do, probably once a week. If I were to move to an area with cheaper rent, that puts me a lot farther away from that kind of stuff, which is pretty much the whole reason I live out here in the first place.

I also really do love my living arrangement in this house. It's ridiculously expensive, but the benefits are the community. I probably eat dinner with my landlord 3 or 4 times a week. We barbecue, he watches my dogs if I'm going to be gone for the night, we're friends. And when you move to a city where you don't really know anyone else, that's pretty important.

The downsides are there is absolutely zero privacy. My office, where I'm sitting right now & where I would like to be doing cam shows, has a window that looks onto the pathway that all of my neighbors walk past. Constantly. With their children. Window closed, drapes shut, they can hear everything clear as a bell. Inside the house is just as bad. I usually wait until I'm the only one here before I even attempt shooting pictures so that I don't get busted.

Now that I'm a bit more established here, I probably could handle living elsewhere and just coming over to hang out once in a while. But after living like this, I think I'd be looking for another house where I get to live with a bunch of people who look out for each other. Is this the new urban family? Without all the guilt and yelling? *grin*

Sexy Legs

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:23:00 +0000

Here's a sneak peek at my new photo gallery, Sexy Legs in Stockings, that will be up soon for members. Click here to become a member today.

I'm wearing a pair of 100% nylon RHT stockings from Secrets in Lace (thanks J!). I've been saving these stockings for ages now, waiting for a great location and the perfect outfit to wear with them. This set? On my living room couch? Was not that location. I've been feeling pretty blah lately, too much working at my desk and not enough working out, pale from the very long winter...just generally not feeling like my usual flirty self. So I figured if I'm already going to be shooting myself at home, alone, without even a photographer helper to tease, I deserve a treat to get my juices flowing! These stockings definitely did the trick.

I love the way "real" stockings feel right out of the package. These ones are a glimmer version, so they've got even more of that supple stiffness and make a fantastic scratchy sound when I cross and uncross my legs, rubbing my legs together. They fit perfectly too, which is important when you're dealing with 100% nylon stockings. No spandex means not a lot of give!

I'd like to do another shoot in these pretty pink stockings, one where I've got more room to stretch out and really show off my legs. Since I was working with a tripod and remote, getting up and down to change the angle, I didn't get nearly as many full length sexy legs pics as I would've liked to in this set. What I really need is a photographer who can back up and tilt the camera to get every inch of my legs in the shot. Much better than me crouching down lower and lower to keep my head from being cut off!

After this shoot, I've got that spring back in my step and am well on my way to feeling flirty again. I might have to take these sexy legs out on the town!

Sexy Legs and Feet in Pantyhose

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:12:00 +0000

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A new movie is up for members, a rather short but sweet clip that shows a bit of everything from my sexy legs and feet in pantyhose to my bare feet close up and right in your face.

This isn't the kind of movie I usually post for my Kris Madison members because if you have a fetish for feet, you'll be much happier over at my site devoted to bare feet. But this one...I don't know. I just like it. There are lots of quick edits which my ADD brain *loves*, though they were actually a by-product of me getting frustrated with my remote control. This movie had lots of outtakes, let me tell you! My remote probably just needs a new battery, but it had me very frustrated. Several cut scenes consisted of me with one hand down my pantyhose and the other hand on the zoom button screaming, "ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMM YOU FUCKER!!!"

I wish there were some kind of adult version of America's Funniest Home Videos. I'd have a few entries for sure!

Ready To Shoot Someone

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:43:00 +0000

I probably should just delete this entry right now. I'm feeling really frustrated and just generally pissed off today, so while it feels good to get this stuff off my chest, I'm hardly expecting a coherent blog post here. More like an irate rant about stuff that most people (including myself most days) wouldn't be bothered by in the least. *deep breath*

I need to shoot some new content today - photos and videos for this site, plus for my sexy feet site. I'm trying to come up with a plan that includes my ideas and member requests which has me going through outfits and piles of lingerie, matching with shoes and looking around my tiny apartment to figure where I can shoot that I haven't already used a bunch of times before. Then I'll need to do a major clean & try to de-dog everything, move furniture out of the way & set up the lights. Oh, are my batteries charged? For the camera, flash AND the video camera?

Then there's the annoying beauty prep. I'm sure there are some women who like nothing better than to spend the day doing hair treatments, face masks and painting their nails. I am not one of them. I find all of that girly crap tedious and boring. I like the end result, but I loathe the process. If I could afford to go to a salon to have it done for me it would only be slightly less excruciating, assuming I've got a good book to read, because I'd have to make small talk with the trendy hipsters quietly judging me for my lack of tattoos, piercings and ill-fitting clothes.

(An aside: what's the deal with short, squat hipster chicks wearing skinny jeans that sit so low on their hips it looks like they've got a turd in their pants? Right underneath their muffin tops? Most. Unattractive. Look. Evah.)

So what am I going to shoot today? Well I painted my toes a pale yellow last night, so they're looking very spring timey and cute. I haven't been tanning, so my skin is super pale. And I haven't been working out as much as I need to, so that rules out a bunch of shoot ideas I have in my head. I know, I know...I look fine. But for shoots like an oiled up sweaty yoga session wearing a pair of pink leg warmers, I need to look more Flashdance and less belly dance.

I've got an idea for a retro shoot in the kitchen, but I haven't found a suitable apron yet. I've got some gorgeous black stockings that I'd love to do a really elegant shoot with, but I really have nowhere in my house that I would consider "elegant". It's days like this that I really wish I had a big studio and a stylist and a professional photographer who knows my best angles. A personal trainer couldn't hurt either.

At the very least, it would be nice to rent a hotel room for the day so I'd have a new, clean space to work with. Of course, I'd still be complaining about having to dismantle my giant softboxes to drag over to a hotel (and suffer through the looks of the folks in the lobby as I lug such big cases to the elevator).

Now that I've ranted a bit (OK a lot!), I do feel better. My toes? Do look super cute painted this pale yellow. Once I get it all set up, I always enjoy posing, playing and teasing the camera. I guess all this stress is the same thing a woman feels before a big date. Did I shave? Everywhere? Is the house clean? Is my make-up just right? Do I have a run in my stockings?

At least at the end of my big date, I know I'll be satisfied AND I won't have to eat dinner across from someone who chews with his mouth open.

Not Out of the Woods Yet

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:13:00 +0000

I uploaded a new gallery for members tonight just to remind us that we're not quite out of the woods yet; spring is here, but there are still places with lots of snow! Wanna have a snowball fight with me? *grin*

Eagle eyes - did you notice the little black pug in the background?

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New Movie Is Up

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:03:00 +0000

The third and final part of my green socks movie is now up for members. The file sizes get so huge that they really need to be split into different parts, but I'm quite happy to be packing up those damn socks and moving on to new shoots. Good riddance!

It's been rainy and grey all day today, which matches my mood quite perfectly. Everyone in my house has come down with a wicked cold/flu except for me (knock on wood). I've been feeling really sleepy and tired all weekend, so I'm hoping that's my body's way of slowing me down and trying to keep me healthy. Hopefully we'll get some sun tomorrow and I'll be back to my usual bouncy self. I'm usually Tigger, not Eeyore!

Sister Time

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:30:00 +0000

I'm having a great visit with my sister and her family, so please pardon the quietness 'round these parts. Last night we went to see the Canucks hockey game (and I got some great pics which I'll post later). Tonight we stayed in so I could cook dinner and introduce her to Wii bowling for the first time. Lots of fun, but I really need to put the beer down and get back to work! They're here until Saturday, so I may need to kick them out tomorrow for some alone time. :)

Sexy Panties

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:28:00 +0000

Doh! Between editing the videos to go with this photo set and adding the foot fetish version to my sexy feet site, I completely forgot to upload my green socks photo gallery. Silly girl. It's all ready to go now, so if you want to see all the juicy pics in super high resolution detail, click here to get your membership.

This set started off as a cute salute to St.Patrick's Day, sporting my green socks and new cute panties. I love the little cherries and the sheer fabric. Keeping my panties ON, teasing over the panties, hands in the panties...these are all big turn-ons for me and as you can tell, I got feeling pretty cheeky in this set! There are a whole bunch of close-up shots of my pussy, which isn't my usual style. I like to be more of a tease!

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To be honest, sometimes looking at pictures of myself naked can feel rather uncomfortable, especially the super graphic ones. I don't know why this set is different for me. Maybe because spring is in the air and I'm feeling hornier than usual? Maybe I'm coming out of my shell a little bit? I don't know. I do know that looking at the soft folds of my pussy, seeing it get swollen and turn brighter pink, seeing myself open up like a flower...the whole set excites me and makes me blush and makes me feel beautiful all at the same time.

Happy Weekend!

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:36:00 +0000

I got up early this morning after some pointed nudging by a little white dog that needed to poop. It wasn't raining AND I didn't run into any neighbors on our a.m. walk, so my day was off to a good start. Since I'm a night owl, I usually sleep in on the weekends but absolutely love days like this where I'm up and at 'em early. I feel like the day is full of possibilities. I could do anything! Much better than my usual, "Oh crap it's already 11. Do I still have time to make the farmers market?"

Today I have all sorts of stuff that has to get done, so I'm drinking my coffee and going over the list to see which ones are *must* dos and which ones are *want* to dos. I want, for example, to do some stretching, have a bath and then go for a walk (if the weather holds). I wouldn't mind whipping up some French toast either. However, I need to finish sewing the slipcover for my couch cushion. I need to do laundry. I need to vacuum and clear out the boxes of old tax stuff that are littering my living room while waiting to be shredded. I need to do all of this before Monday when my sister and her hubby and two kids arrive for spring break. Oh and then there's all that work stuff.

Tonight though, I'm not doing anything that needs to be done; I'm going to be laughing my ass off watching Sarah Silverman. She's not everyone's cup of tea, I realize, but I think her over the top political incorrectness is hilarious. It's all in the delivery really and hers is just spot on. So excited!

Pretty Panties Movie

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:00:00 +0000

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Part 2 of my new pretty panties movie is now up for Kris Madison members. I'm not going to be afraid of the big blue wolf! Here are some screenshots that should give you a good idea of what the movie is all about. hehe

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Firefox Frustrations

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:25:00 +0000

I'm feeling ready to rip my hair out after 2 days of trying to figure out what's wrong with my computer to no avail. When I woke up yesterday, I opened up Firefox (my usual browser) and noticed something was wrong. The Google logo had been replaced with this:

WTF? Right? I'm immediately panicked because if something has changed a basic home page like Google, what else is vulnerable on my computer? Are all of my keystrokes being redirected somewhere? Scary!

I loaded the logo on a separate page to view the source and it appears (in Firefox) to be coming from google.com. I opened up Internet Explorer and pasted the same address (http://www.google.com/intl/en_ALL/images/logo.gif) and it looks like the normal Google logo. No blue tiger or cat or whatever that thing is.

I spent the day running a throrough virus scan on all of my files. I checked my hosts file. I did another bootscan overnight. I did the Firefox upgrade that came out last night. Still got the blue tiger.

I feel like I'm going crazy! I really need to get work done, but I'm scared to open up anything important on my computer. Even this is being typed in Internet Explorer instead of Firefox (and it took me ages of flipping through notebooks to figure out what my password was to log into my blog). So frustrated!

I've posted in the Google and Firefox forums. Not sure where else to ask for help with this. If anyone has ever heard of this, I'd love to hear from you.

Peep Show

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:50:00 +0000

I'm starting to think there may be a Peeps curse. I don't like the things (I'm more of a chocolate gal myself), but I picked up a pack last year after Trixie gave me a great idea for an Easter themed foot fetish shoot. Her shoot had been foiled by hordes of spiders in the grass and since I'd just moved out west, I had no idea what she was talking about.

Side note: What the hell is up with all the spiders out here? It's seriously insane. I guess I've always lived places where it gets cold enough in the winter to wipe them all out.

Anyway, I bought a pack thinking I would try to do a Peeps shoot too. Last year I ended up running out of time before Easter since I hadn't done much exploring and couldn't find an out of the way place where I could shoot (naked) in the grass and not get arrested.

This year, I'm running out of time again. I've had my outfit picked out and laying on my desk, along with the stale Peeps, for weeks! I need a combination of sunny day, privacy and photo prepped hair/face/body.

While there is a lot that needs to come together (do I need a haircut? Pedicure? Go tanning?), I'm starting to think it's more likely a Peeps Curse. Today is the only day that's not guaranteed to rain all week and I wake up with a big red rash on my chest.

Those Peeps are cursed!!!

Beach Walk

noreply@blogger.com (Kris Madison) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:25:00 +0000

I had an awesome beach walk today with the dogs. I was even able to snag a pic with Kiero, who is totally afraid of cameras.

She hasn't figured out that my cell phone also has the ability to steal her soul. Muahahahaha!

We didn't quite stay until sunset as my nose was running and it got chilly pretty fast. Excellent way to get some exercise, fresh air and my butt off the computer for a little while.

The pug could stay at the beach all day, digging for rocks. He thinks each rock is ball that just needs some digging to release it from its watery grave. He loves it!

Sorry pug. Time to go!