News Flash

Apparently a judge shares my annoyance with celebrity special treatment and is making an example of Paris Hilton by giving her a 45 day jail sentence for driving on a suspended license. As someone who just paid her taxes, I can't say that this seems like a good use of my money, but I appreciate the sentiment. OJ's lucky he didn't get this guy!

In other bizarre news links, a man tried to auction off his wife on the internet for $50. Do you smell a plot for a porn site here? lol