New Movie: My Sexy Stripper Pants

I uploaded a new movie for members of www.KrisMadison.com yesterday and in it I'm wearing these sexy black pants made out of clingy material that I've dubbed my "stripper pants". They've got slits up the side on both legs and hug the curve of my ass so snugly that it's impossible *not* to feel sexy wearing them. To top it off, they're not only flattering but comfortable too! It's like wearing a slutty pair of yoga pants.


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Regrettably, the only time I've ever worn these saucy pants (or the half mesh white top, for that matter) is for this movie. I have suitcases full of naughty outfits like this that never get a chance to see outside of my home. I rarely get a chance to go out dancing and when I am out with girlfriends, we usually end up at a pub or lounge-type place. Not exactly the kind of joints where stripper gear or Fuck Me Heels would fit in! (yes, that blonde IS wearing clear heels, though you probably didn't notice that she even had feet! *wink*)

On top of the clothes I never get to wear, I have piles of mismatched panties, bras and lingerie just waiting for their perfect other so I can wear the outfit in a photo shoot. From a cute bustier that needs the right garter belt to vintage stockings that need an appropriately vintage-looking bra to the boxes of shoes filling my closet that don't match anything, my office has become the Island of Misfit Garb.

My weakness has always been the bargain. If I'm shopping at Ross or Target and I see a really cute pair of panties for only $1.99, it's impossible for me to pass that up. At only $1.99, I can't afford NOT to buy these panties, right? And then they sit, tags still on, with all the other frilly things that also don't quite match anything else I own.

I would love to find a stylist to go through all of my stuff and create a catalog of what I have, what goes together and what I need to fill in the blanks. Then when I go shopping, I could refer to a list with accurate color samples. The last thing I need is to come home with a lacy purple thong that's too dark to match the flowery purple bra I already have. No more additions to the misfit wardrobe!

Reading Trixie's blog the other day gave me a little comfort; at least I'm not the only one who ends up with more clothes in her professional wardrobe than in her "real life" closet. And obviously it is a *fun* problem to have. I complain about the clutter and lack of space, but I know if I really wanted to I could spend a couple of weeks getting it all organized, taking pictures and then selling my least favorites. Hmmmm, maybe I should do that...I don't want to end up on Oprah's Panty Hoarders and Their Secret Sexy Stashes special. Haha!