I Will Always Love Her

I love Dolly Parton.  The big hair, the big boobs, the big smile - she's all sunshine and spunkiness, like a caricature of a pageant queen.  Love her!  So when I read this little tidbit in the gossip columns this morning, I was tickled.  Dolly says:

"When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman."

And the candid conversations don't end there - Parton told a British magazine her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker. She explains, "I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more colour, more everything."

Meow!  The trashy pop-up ridden site I was on didn't give a link to the full article, so I won't bother linking to their site either.  I would like to read the whole thing though.

Instead, I'll link to a site I stumbled on while Googling hot pictures of Dolly that has managed to make me love her even more - Dolly Parton is a Heathen.  Damn.  I didn't know when Oprah was talking about that loving energy that connects all of us she was really talking about the devil!  Good thing I watch Maury "Who's the Baby Daddy" Povich instead.

Somebody really ought to tell those folks that the bible also briefly mentions something about not passing judgement on others.  I think I'll let God do his job and leave the hate spreading to the "real" Christians.  *rolls eyes*