Dizzy Blonde

I still haven't kicked this wretched cold & it seems to be getting worse.  The basics - lots of fluids, vitamin C & sleep - have not helped at all.  I think I popped my ear drum blowing my nose too much, so between my Advil & cough syrup, I'm quite the dizzy blonde.  I really don't get how people become addicted to painkillers.  I see no appeal in medicating yourself to remain comfortably numb.

Speaking of dizzy blondes addicted to painkillers, I wonder how many men would step forward to claim Pugternity if I kicked it?  Poor Piggy doesn't have a trust fund, I'm afraid.

Tonight I'm couch bound with a new DVD of Monty Python Live that should be even funnier in my woozy state, a box of kleenex and a big bag of pink M&Ms.  If that doesn't cure me, nothing will!