Candy + Nude Models = Danger!

It was my first Halloween in my new pad & since there are a bunch of (noisy) kids in my neighborhood, I stocked up on candy for trick or treaters. Unfortunately, I got 1 single group of kids the entire night & that means I'm left with bags of yummy snack sized chocolate bars. I don't think I ate anything BUT candy yesterday. The scurvy is already setting in...

It's not just that being a nude model that's the problem here. I work out daily & if I had better genes, treating myself to some candy remnants would be fine. But I also work from home. I sit on my ass in front of my computer screen for 10 to 12 hours a day. Candy plus computer work = desk ass. And nobody wants to see that in 1024 X 768 full screen megapixelly goodness.

One more tiny KitKat & they're going in the trash. I swear. ;)