Empanadas & Porn

Apparently I've angered the tonsil gods 'cause my throat is swollen like a muthafucka. I can barely swallow it's so sore. Lots of whimpering & whining on the couch today with my puppies, but I did take a break to drive them to the dog park. You know you're sick when it's easier to drive your dogs to the park than take them for a walk. On the way home I stopped to pick up some apple empanadas from Taco Bell. Soooo yummy! Hopefully sticky caramel will heal all.

What to do when you're sick? Watch movies, of course. I watched the new & highly touted big budget porno Pirates & have to say, I was thoroughly impressed. I've never sat through an entire porn flick before & certainly never watched to the end because I honestly wanted to see how it ended. The male stars were pretty decent actors. Evan Stone had me laughing out loud. The girls didn't put in as much effort, but their performances were watchable & of course they were all gorgeous. I've been a fan of Janine for years so it was an extra treat to see her on screen again. She's got an incredible body, but in her lesbian scene with Jesse Jane, she looks like a friggin' amazon! On her own - stunning. Beside a teeny tiny 25 year old who's only 5 foot 3? Not so flattering. She still brings so much energy & passion to lez scenes, but throughout the movie the vigorous girl on girl finger fucking was painful to watch. Jamming any object in & out of a woman's pussy rapidly is going to hurt. Maybe with lots of lube after a lot of slow foreplay you could work up to warp speed, but in this movie (& most others), you see porn chicks with long acrylic nails kiss each other & then start ramming their fingers in & out. Yowtch! The only positive with those tacky nails is that they're much thicker than natural nails, so not nearly as sharp. But still pointy & hard when slamming into the soft fleshy walls inside of a woman's pussy.

Doctor's appointment in the morning, so I'm off to down some Nyquil & get my zzzzz's.